Slumberless Thoughts

Irina Lishanskaya, Intro Reporter|June 5, 2015

When night time hits, the mind often refuses to rest. Slumberless thoughts emerge. Sometimes they are stressful, sometimes they are not; yet, often enough they are incredibly hilarious to the well-rested mind. Let’s explore the peculiar minds of the exhausted high school student in the process of trying to fall asleep.

  1. Do gorillas think in English, or do they think in gorilla language?

 

  1. What happened after 2006 that caused Nelly Furtado to drop off the face of the earth?

  1. This man ran our country for 8 years. *slow clap*

  1. Is there a herd of mice in my room or is it just a paper bag rustling against the heater?

  1. What if cheese was a living, breathing thing? Just imagine…wild cheese.

  1. What if I woke up with superpowers?

  1. What if Ben Affleck was a cobbler?

  1. What if everyone can read minds and I’m the only one who can’t?

  1. Suppose musical instruments communicated with one another through screaming, only to the human ear it just sounds good?

  1. How does this spiderman gif work?! He dances to everything flawlessly. *spends two hours looking up songs for spidey to dance to*