Slumberless Thoughts
When night time hits, the mind often refuses to rest. Slumberless thoughts emerge. Sometimes they are stressful, sometimes they are not; yet, often enough they are incredibly hilarious to the well-rested mind. Let’s explore the peculiar minds of the exhausted high school student in the process of trying to fall asleep.
- Do gorillas think in English, or do they think in gorilla language?
- What happened after 2006 that caused Nelly Furtado to drop off the face of the earth?
- This man ran our country for 8 years. *slow clap*
- Is there a herd of mice in my room or is it just a paper bag rustling against the heater?
- What if cheese was a living, breathing thing? Just imagine…wild cheese.
- What if I woke up with superpowers?
- What if Ben Affleck was a cobbler?
- What if everyone can read minds and I’m the only one who can’t?
- Suppose musical instruments communicated with one another through screaming, only to the human ear it just sounds good?
- How does this spiderman gif work?! He dances to everything flawlessly. *spends two hours looking up songs for spidey to dance to*
